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No Kids Allowed!

Hoot Island is listed with the following watchdog programs:

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  THIS SITE IS FOR ADULTS ONLY
(obviously we're speaking chronologically and not mentally...)

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YOW! BEWARE!
-- PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING AND CHOOSE WISELY --
The following pages may contain images and/or words of a decidedly adult and hopefully erotic nature. It has been brought to my attention that this should not be readily available to persons under the age of consent, persons who would simply rather not see such things without a little warning, and people whose prurient interest would be aroused to an uncontrollable, manic state unless prevented (i.e., elected officials or religious leaders). Therefore, this page first.

Please click on the appropriate selection below, or just click on the "Back" button of your browser.
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scram.jpg - 2.2 K Nah, I don't like that nekkid stuff.
I'll go find something else...
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scram.jpg - 2.2 K Whoops, one of the following conditions apply to me:
  • I'm under 18 years of age
  • This stuff violates all kindsa laws in my local community (a rather useless limitation in a global society, but there you are) so obviously someone much smarter and more mature than myself has decided for me that I can't have any
  • I am personally horribly offended by such goings-on but I can't stop myself from looking at it so I can condemn it properly for money
  • I'm a law enforcement official campaigning for re-election
  • I live in a country that forbids the appearance of sexually enticing females
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    hop.jpg - 1.9 K I am over 18 years of age, may vote in a national election, drive a motor vehicle, and die for my country, so I am just barely and grudgingly allowed to look at something as silly as this
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