Either the page you were looking for is gone now, or your fingers slipped, or I screwed up a link somewhere. Whatever happened, you ain't where you wanted to be. If you're motivated (or really pissed), please e-mail me at goofs@hootisland.com and let me know where the dead link was.

Here's the breakdown of the Hoot Island site, maybe you can get to your location another way.

HOME PAGE - The main place to be, and the place where you can see what's new, what's going on, and why you should care.

PICTURES - Where all the smutty pics are at. Only they're not really smutty, and most of them are just funny in a naked sort of way.

WORDS - Collected articles, stories, parodies, songs, and other stuff that are guaranteed to give fundamentalists fits. Includes:

• EroticHa Archive - The largest collection of funny smut anywhere. Tons of stories, poems, and more.
• Fevered Scribblings - Essays and articles about the whle sticky business, and the society that seems so darn fascinated by it.
• Words O' Wisdom - Thousands of singularly appropriate quotes.
• Island Tunes - A collection of bawdy songs written centuries before MTV.

GOOFY SHIT - Multimedia strangeness.

• cyberCENSOR - Hoot Island's own web-blocking service, designed to help protect you from such evil, smutty sites as, say, this one.
• Dead Nude Girls! - Hot sexy wimmin! ...well, not "hot", actually...
• The Hoot Island Purity Test - Well, everyone else had one.
• Instant Sensual Karma - With just a touch of the button, you can bestow a stirring and unexpected physical sensation upon some unsuspecting slob.
• The Measure of a Man - Announce your measurement with pride, gusto, and some fuzzy math.
• Six Degrees of Fornication - Find out who you've swapped fluids with, in a relative sort of way.
• Victorian Sex Cry Generator - "Ah! the molten fires of your mighty weapon have melted my very womb!" and stuff like that.
• Virtual Blowjob - Get right into the steamy, sucking action with this hot Flash app.

ABOUT HOOT ISLAND - The secret revealed! Over and over again! Oh, and some banners.

• Immigration - Join us! There's sand, surf, we don't extradite, and there can't be more than 4 pairs of pants in the whole place...
• Tourist Trap - Buy stuff! T-shirts, bags, caps, jackets, books, dirty little sex toys, dirty great big sex toys, and even really twisted stuff, like frisbees.

LINKS - Where to go, if you've had enough fun here.

• CyberSpooge - One of the finest examples of the hottest adult websites today, unfortunately.
• SmutSearch - Cool adult sites that have found my favor (or at least sent me stuff)